Tesla Roadside Assistance
Coming Soon
When your battery runs out in the middle of nowhere — or in the middle of something more important than nowhere — we roll up. Pearl-white Tesla Model Y. Bidirectional charging. 25 kg of ceremonial cacao in the trunk, just in case.
V2L Mobile Charging
Vehicle-to-Load adapter delivers up to 3.6 kW direct from Ganapathi's battery to yours. Enough to get you home, or to the next Supercharger.
Adapter incomingCeremonial Cacao
Every callout includes a small ration of single-origin ceremonial cacao from Tara Verde. The wait becomes a pause. The breakdown becomes a story.
In the trunkSolar-Powered
Charged at home from 10 kW of Alentejo sunshine. Glückliche Elektronen aus biologischem Anbau. Green energy delivered by a green operation.
Off-grid readyThe first call is free.
When your Tesla runs out, another Tesla brings the juice. V2L charging, ceremonial cacao, and Alentejo sunshine. WhatsApp Business is being provisioned right now.